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Tampax...
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Held back, From a watery attack, Perhaps New Orleans next time should stack, A large pile of Tampax� � ed ~ 9/21/05

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on September 21, 2005

funny Ed, if they did all the women in the world would go on strike

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on September 21, 2005

Great, short Humor.

with Rita headed at ME, tho i can only provide a reserved grin.
TX

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 21, 2005

Do you work for FEMA, by any chance??!!!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on September 21, 2005

AW heehee, ROFLMAO < you naughty boy you. Prolly the better of the brands for that sort of thing too.

Oh Dear what will he think of next?

Duchess read that and took off outside for a P
ONYA MATE
CH"ERIE

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on September 21, 2005

Your mind works mysteriously crazy!...but it is fun... heeeheee!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 21, 2005

OMG you are crazy...this proves it....hahahahahaha...but NOT such a bad Idea!!

Oh Gad you NUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Almost missed the John with this one....HAVE MERCY DAMMIT!!

Love Tinky

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