Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night…J

Unless you can sleep sitting on the pot,
Or maybe you call it in your area the can,
Either way, do not do the above,
Unless you enjoy brown smelly sheets, you WILL then need a fan…! J

Can’t sleep,

Can’t poop,

Clogged is your plumbing, yes I mean your bowels,

Keep a hose nearby, some soap and towels,

Or better yet you can sleep in with the cows…! J

Don’t ask why I tell you this,

Was it from personal experience?

I cannot say for sure,

Though till I get a shower don’t ask for a kiss…J

       © ed ~ 9/23/05