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Duct tape is like 'The Force'...
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Plenty of uses for duct tape in the gulf area...;)


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Duct tape is like 'The Force'…


 


It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.


 


If New Orleans or Texas needs to be put back together,


Don’t wait for money sent from up north,


They do send it by carrier pigeon, kind of on the feather,


So use that duct tape like when tying fireworks together on the fourth…


 


Duct tape can hold together cars,


Duct tape can hold to walls spars,


Duck tape can keep a roof from leaking,


It can even keep old bones from creaking…


 


Duct tape may not repair governments,


But it has been known to help at derailments,


All sorts of problems does duct tape alleviate,


Where do you suppose it did first come from?


Did it come from space, holding together aliens ailments…?


            © ed ~ 9/24/05


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 Reviews of "Duct tape is like 'The Force'..."
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
Hee, hee, my brother-in-law uses duck tape on
everything. Tinka has the great idea there.
Stay safe Ed..

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
LOL. Great idea....

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
Duck tape can Shut mouths that talks toooo much up too...colorfully....right??

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
love it.

my family laughs at me... and my kids use duct tape like me...to repair ANYTHING.
TX


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