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Don't test the waters with both feet
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Don’t test the waters with both feet, Too deep it may be, Creatures may there eat your feet, Stubs you may then have for life, May not bother you, But think of your wife! Use maybe a long pole, No not the short one between your legs, Then your wife will really be mad, In place of that you will have a peg! © ed ~ 10/25/05

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Reviews of "Don't test the waters with both feet"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 30, 2005

Your usual, silly self.

Ron

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on October 30, 2005

good one.
TX

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on October 30, 2005

Oh dear, too funny Ed!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 30, 2005

Naughty minded you!!

Are those your ugly toes???

Love Tinky!!

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