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Slice of Wife
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...humor or horror...you be the judge...


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From each wife he kept a slice,


Some he did like a carrot, dice,


Keeps them he does in jars quite nice,


The more specifically sexual parts he keeps on ice…


 


How many wives did he have,


Some he cut in halve,


Some he did keep nothing but their heart,


On ice as they were quite cold when alive,


He thought they would be the same after they did depart…


 


A cannibal he is not,


Though on certain parts he does nibble,


He does never in his house have a food shortage,


The neighbors only know him as the guy with all the kibble…


© ed ~ 11/9/05


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 Reviews of "Slice of Wife"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on March 27, 2012
Hope you fed them spinach juice,.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2005
WTG..LOL

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on November 9, 2005
You should write horror films for TV. Good poem. R

Reviewed by sue
Reviewed on November 9, 2005
i think he is my ex

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2005
Interesting read......sounds scary to me!!

Love Tinka


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