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Thank you for landing on NJs SAFE runways...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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From the NJ Dept of Transportation,


We would like to forward our salutations,


And thank you most deeply for landing in the NJ nation,


We realize it took much thought & concentration…


 


We do try to keep our runways safe,


Even after some airlines do of them strafe,


Seems they think our runways are unsafe,


We though think they are quite great…


 


Just have to watch them pot holes,


Pop up on you they do without notice,


Hey its not our fault you can’t your plane land,


You got to at least keep your hands on your controls…


© ed ~ 11/15/05


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 Reviews of "Thank you for landing on NJs SAFE runways..."
Reviewed by Declan Crosson
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
God I hope Robin doesn't see this! She flies so much for work she may never fly again! Or at least not to NJ! Great write though!

Reviewed by Betty Torain (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
Cute POEM, picture is great too. I will land again. Thanks you.

Reviewed on November 16, 2005
Ed, Runways are better in Iraq... and while we cut back on our fire departments and police departments and school programs here in the US, we can all look to the fine examples in Iraq and our tax money at work. Fine job!!!

...Michael

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
First class offering Edity!!

Happy landings...lol!!

Love Tinka


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