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Did ya ever get that sinking feeling...?
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Humor sort of...


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When all around you seems to be falling apart,

When the only thing you can do is just fart,

It does seem that life cannot that day start,

If nothing else do not put the ox before the cart…

 

Damned if you do and if you don’t…

 

Sinking into the abyss,

Hell not far below I can hear Satan’s hiss,

Right down to the edge of time,

That word giving me yet another rhyme…

© ed ~ 11/16/05
 

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 Reviews of "Did ya ever get that sinking feeling...?"
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2005
I feel this way a little too often. TGIF: Thank God I Fart?

Bob H

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
Yup know the feeling.....thats when I start dancing :-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
With a friend like Rufuz you ahould get over this feeling real quick! arf arf...(but i can relate;-)

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
sinking feeling? yuup just after i put the front wheel through the ice of the moose river -- 3" of ice wont hold a cj-7 and went into the tide pool 14-16 inches of water lying on 4' of old ice --- with all four spininng i backed out and finished the trip

neat pix

good wrwite

john+

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
This is a no-planer. Brainy, Ed! Let's go ice fishing and reel us in some stews! Hooker, line, and stinker!

Sage

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
Yip know the feeling.....even the fart left me behind....but you are quite a "coolpilot" sinner...oops sinker huh??

Love Stinks

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
You should see me down there somewhere, Ed. I'll save you a beer. :-)

Reviewed by Declan Crosson
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
Great Write! I'd hate to have been that pilot! I can just hear them talking to the insurance company now "Well it's at the bottom of the lake....well not really....it's um...well you're just going to have to come out here to see for yourself, but you better hurry before it thaws and really does sink!" lol...great Write!

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on November 16, 2005
This poem laughs at pain in a way that is both humorous and inspiring. Thanks for the lift.


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