I would buy all equipment optional,

On planes, on cars and all equipment others,

Especially would I buy a boat like above,

The kind that around a buoy fits like a glove…J

I have run into sand bars,

And once even a bridge,

Both times throwing me overboard,

Till seeing stars I absolutely did…J

Sunk one boat,

Never again did it float,

Its probably still there,

Though I could not tell you where…J

Boaters are a rare breed,

We may smoke it, but never plant a seed,

Our boats are our dreams,

Sometimes though nightmares do invade,

This guy ran into the buoy while getting laid…J

© ed ~ 11/19/05