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A case of extreme tailgating
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Get off my bumper, Or so help me I will take a dumper, You are pissing me off, to close you are, Stay far away from my car� You tore up my wittle airplane, Ain�t you got just a lick of a brain, Or drinking you are again a bottle of champagne, Of drinking and flying you need to abstain� � ed ~ 11/20/05

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Reviews of "A case of extreme tailgating"

Reviewed by Declan Crosson

Reviewed on November 22, 2005

And I'm beginning to wonder why I have ever flown! You find some of the greatest pics!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

Oppsies! Wasn't that a party? !!!

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

The sad thing is, the biggest hole is where all the bags of roasted peanuts were kept.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

Who the falk let that little gnat get next to me;-) lol only in joisey...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

Next time let Rufuz fly de plane..
Hope your fine Mr. Ed.......

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

That kinda Toadyism will not be tolerated by the big guys...it will piss them off BIG TIME!!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

Mating season for planes caught up in the copulatory tie. Planting the seed for a hybrid baby Cessna-Skyhawk! OH FALK!!! LOL!

Sage

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

LOL. Glad it's not my bill or my insurance problem.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

That plane has a Napoleon complex...

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

Ouch! At least they weren't in the air...
Chrissy K. McVay

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 20, 2005

I really need to drive out to Jersey - you guys seem to have all the fun out on the road.

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