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Compact
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Compact*


She started life small,


The two trucks made her more,


The motorcycle an addition,


Not a factory option*


 


Her people escaped,


Before their little car was raped,


Too fix her one needs only duct tape,


Leave the bike, it gives her a class all her own,


Like on a human does a cape^


 


Got stuck between two trucks,


Boy to this car did they give a f***,


She asked for it trying to pass,


Man, she couldn’t think this could last*


© ed ~ 11/21/05


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 Reviews of "Compact"
Reviewed by Declan Crosson
Reviewed on November 22, 2005
You know I think the yellow on that motorcycle gives that little compact some class!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 21, 2005
I hoped you lived from writing this? ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by White Dove left (Reader)
Reviewed on November 21, 2005
Yes, this is Fresh CREATIVITY... Great job ~~
Catherine):

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 21, 2005
Very well expressed Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on November 21, 2005
wow, i hope the people in this really escaped harm but i can't see how, what a mess...great stuff ed

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 21, 2005
Great poetic deciphering Ed;-)lol Some peoples ego distorts their vision;-)


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