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Dead & wrapped in Thread
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rene’ does love thread,


Or so she has everyday said,


Nothing of it does she dread,


Near it though I never tread…


 


She said she would kill,


If ever thread she lost,


To her it is like gold in cost,


More expensive it is than any milliondollar bank bill…


 


So if the day should come that I do die,


Wrapped in thread I will be, I don’t lie,


If found please do not be shy,


Peal it all off and make sure I am dead,


Then I can forever and a day be happy,


In my grave I will therein, thread-less, lie…


© ed ~ 11/26/05


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Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 27, 2005
Since I love saving thread, I will honor your request, especially if you share those lottery winnings with me. Thanks.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 27, 2005
Hahahaha...soooooo you want to be naked then tooo??

Bad boy YOU!!

Put that in your will and last testament!!

Love Tinky-he-he-he

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 27, 2005
Tempted to say don't get knotted..

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on November 26, 2005
Ed, this one had me in stitches, the image you depicted is now sewn tight in the very fabric of my mind.

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on November 26, 2005
We will have a very colorful wake for you Ed. I'll come up there to where you live and bring my own old spindle bobbins and a Cheech 'n Chong care package. Tell Rene I said so. I want the red thread treatment rolled out for me! A canine loving mummy with bright pink thread wrapped below his tummy!

Sage

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2005
Hmmm thread............hehehehe


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