Only coal for this house,

Living here is a real louse,

Chases all day the one and only mouse,

Hope he has living with him, no spouse…

Santa making his delivery,

As you can see from his position,

Whatever it was he ate,

It did smell like a lack of nutrition,

Hey in the house there don’t light a match,

Or most certainly your house will come up for demolition…

No Christmas stockings are here hung with care,

No children nestled in the beds in that house there,

No tree all decorated with bright lights and balls,

If you did in this house smell, you would be quite appalled..