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Restroom
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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If you need to go while online,


Want to do so without a line,


Hope you did not drink too much wine,


Otherwise you will have to tie it shut with twine…


 


A room for rest,


Most times its not the best,


Why is it called such,


Used it is as a crutch…


 


Without we burst,


Down our legs we leak,


Can’t be, can we, meek,


When ya gotta go, ya gotta go,


OH NO...! 


© ed ~ 12/28/05


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 Reviews of "Restroom"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 20, 2006
lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 28, 2005
Wish I could say that I didn't identify with this....
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on December 28, 2005
Hhhhhmmmmmm...Okay, tell me when you're done.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2005
Uh, yes, truisms this morning.


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