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Case of Baskets
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks Eileen, I think...?


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Not a basket case,


Now I may be insane,


So better you should brace,


For I am most definitely a thorough disgrace…


 


How many make a case,


A dozen or twelve of same,


Now you can tell for sure how I am insane,


A basket case I may be, or so you may claim…


 


So when you discuss,


Don’t allow your dog to cuss,


For to do so he then must,


Allow to release his internal rust…


© ed ~ 1/1/06


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 Reviews of "Case of Baskets"
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 1, 2006
There's a bunch of crazy nuts running arond here, I'm goneeeeeeeeee!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 1, 2006
okay you are the basket...Eileen the case...and me the Nut filling that empty space!!

Love Flaky-Tinky

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 1, 2006
That's a much nicer basket than the one I had in mind;-)

surely you don't think that I was too ubkind
Just letting the blind lead the blind

now your as confused as me in this comedy
heehee

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on January 1, 2006
My dogs tend to internalize, although the cats are particularly foul-mouthed. There's no doubt about my basket status....


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