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Antediluvian Antihistamine
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I freely admit,
I make about as much sense,
As standing on my head,
To take a big SH**...


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Still works,

Following a few jerks,

Seemingly with no quirks,

Not sure yet what are the perks…

 

Sinus headaches a botheration,

Passed down from an Atlantian nation,

Under the waves they did sink,

Sure took care of any corpse’ that did stink…

 

Cephalalgias hurt a great deal,

Better to take aspirin with a meal,

You may find from this that your brain will reel,

So what if I write so incongruously surreal…

 

Still,

No pain is suffered on this end,

Except when my body does bend,

My head only throbs when on I cannot get my Depends,

Then is when I do take my antediluvian liquid-filled horse pill,


Thankfully herein, THE END...

© ed ~ 1/1/06
 


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 Reviews of "Antediluvian Antihistamine"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 2, 2006
:) good luck!!

lol at Jerry yip!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 1, 2006
LOL at Jerry!! Those meds make me feel uncomfortably funky...I always did prefer the illicit ones; they just seemed to be more predictable and a lot more fun.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 1, 2006
Oh, I think we are smoking the same stuff, Edward.


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