Your lips are flappin' but all I hear is blah, blah, blah... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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Your lips are flappin' but all I hear is blah, blah, blah...
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Your lips are flappin’ but all I hear is blah, blah, blah… He hears me speak, He knows how to seek, From my mouth I have sprung a leak, Diarrhea of the oral cavity just between my cheeks… In one ear and out the other, Nothing in there to stop it from passing, As usual this is just a bit of self-harassing, My brain by the lack of oxygen does smother… My dog only hears what he knows, Biscuit, out, walk the best I suppose, Though he is alert even when he does doze, He thinks he is better at writing prose… © ed ~ 1/5/06 (maybe he is…?)

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Reviews of "Your lips are flappin' but all I hear is blah, blah, blah..."

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on January 8, 2006

Blah blah blah blah blah...(that means...

I love this poem!)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2006

Bet he can write a great shaggy dog tale...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 5, 2006

Not saying...Rufuz might just dislike me!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on January 5, 2006

You're both inspiration for each other and you both deserve a prize, but we're not sure we want to slap a blue ribbon on either of you until you bathe.

Sage

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on January 5, 2006

weeeeeeeeeeeeel you don't expect me to go there do you;-)
Hey ruffie wo0f w0of;-) u b d best heehee

eileen

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2006

Rufuz thinks he's better? My, my, what a . . . Well, now Ed, there may be something to that, you know.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 5, 2006

He thinks he is better at writing prose…

He is pretty damn good!!!

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