He’s going to write like he used too,

When first he did join,

Who cares if I speak of scratching my groin,

If I got crotch critters I feel with them like a piece of loin…

He is past worrying about keeping a façade,

Can’t anymore beat me with a rod,

Can’t keep me down,

So what if sometimes I act the clown,

Better that no one goes home with a frown…

Better to sit when reading his creations,

Better not to stand, wouldn’t want you to experience complication,

But to be honest, my friends and enemies alike,

Please don’t for my abilities have any high expectations…

© ed ~ 1/19/06