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The Female Brain...
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OK ladies have at me, but you might want to wait for the male brain to be posted tomorrow...LOL

The Female Brain… So many a miniscule thought, So many a tiny war fought, Sales in memory caught, Pasts remembered, while guys still sought… Diamonds are forever, Flowers last if you’re clever, Verbal statements of love remembered never, Only baubles that which shine, Are enough for her to feel fine… Driving skills non-existent, Gossip never forgotten, I told you so, I told you so, I got a headache all over, Making the man feel all over rotten… © ed ~ 2/1/06

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Reviewed by Carole Mathys

Reviewed on February 3, 2006

Boy, what you don't know about women, is a lot!
love and peace...Carole

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on February 2, 2006

well said.
TX

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 2, 2006

Ditto Karla's comments, especially when it comes to shopping for shoes or clothes...YUCK!! Now BOOKS on the other hand...I could get LOST in a book store for HOURS and I would NOT mind it ONE bit! LOL Well done, Ed! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 2, 2006

Me thinks you are in troooooooooubbbbbbbbble...LOL

Not all women are like that. I hate to shop for shoes. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen

Reviewed on February 2, 2006

Sigh, I do like them shoes, but my feet?, well they prefer to be bear! ;-)
Cheers,
Carolyn

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 1, 2006

Only plus point here is that I will always have only one head in pain....BUT.....this is a verbal reminder....NOT to think with your head next time mister!!

As "they" say when the yo-yo drops the brain is dead!!

Scratching my not so single minded head I guess Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 1, 2006

oh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally! I'm saving my comments til I see the male brain, if they have one!

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on February 1, 2006

Doncha know there's only one thing on the male mind, Ed?

Well, okay. Two things.

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