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Palm hair
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I haven't a clue...;)


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Palm hair…


 


Mom & dad said it,


Won’t have a fit,


Won’t be able to sit,


Your hands will have hair,


If you keep doing that under the table down there…


 


Of late my hands have gotten an itch,


Damn if it ain’t a pain and a bitch,


Could it be my palms are finally growing fur,


Never did I listen to mom & dad, no sir…


 


Almost forty years,


Sure has taken awhile to catch up,


My palms are starting to look like my pup,


I cry when using Nair, oh so large are my tears…


 


Should have listened, should have paid heed,


But what I did, still do and have done, I felt in need,


Glad I always had my own room,


A place to be alone with my “thoughts”,


To keep my toy safe and warm,


And to hide from my folks, what I did not want to with get caught…


© ed ~ 2/2/06


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 Reviews of "Palm hair"
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 4, 2006
With a snow storm raging outside, I needed a good laugh...tee, hee hee
love and peace...Carole

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 4, 2006
Hahahahaha....okayyyyyy.....one is never too old to let your hairy hand takes over your mind!!

And I thought I was Nutz....you beat me flat out!!

Love Tinka...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 3, 2006
A hairy tale.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 3, 2006
Ed,

Thanks for the morning pick me up. I was always told that I'd go blind. (lol) I fooled them, I wear glasses.

Reviewed on February 2, 2006
Ed, Ed, Ed...

TMI, my friend, TMI! LOL

You are a howl. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Sure there isn't a full moon out tonight?


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