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A slave to the traffic light...
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*A slave to the traffic light…J* RED, Yellow, Green, RED, YELLOW, GREEN, I swear I am gonna scream…J All day long, Did I run that light, Did I do wrong, Oh shit a cop, Did he see me, Should I have made that stop…? Pulled over, Red & Blue lights, A bright white spot, Blinding me, a k-9 unit, In the back of the car sits Rover… I am a slave to the damn traffic light, How many times must I stop in a day, Pull over and get out of my way, Before road rage does take over, And I do with a shotgun blow you away…J © ed ~ 2/16/06

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Reviews of "A slave to the traffic light..."

Reviewed by Janet Parker

Reviewed on February 16, 2006

You need to be in the south! Well, not Atlanta or Birmingham etc. but a bit farther down where life is as relaxed as moss hanging on trees. Good rant.

Reviewed by Carole Mathys

Reviewed on February 16, 2006

You need a few days in small town USA, to unwind. good one, Ed
love and peace...Carole

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on February 16, 2006

We'd recommend less coffee and more walking, Rufuz would enjoy that as well...:-), well done,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 16, 2006

You best move to Elko, Nevada before you, too, hurt someone in a road rage hunting accident.

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on February 16, 2006

Laughing at Sage's comments below
Sounds like Elko, Nevada is the place to be...:)
Peter

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on February 16, 2006

Sigh. The weirdest things bother us.

Reviewed by Only A Poet (Reader)

Reviewed on February 16, 2006

you have a great sense of humor! enjoyed.

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on February 15, 2006

Well Ed, you're in the wrong state! You should be in Elko, Nevada where you would LOVE to be a SLAVE to the traffic light. You see, the light stays red 24/7 and the madam will line the girls up for you to pick from so you can be their slave...the red light legalized brothel where Lotta Bush and Kitten will blow you away! Ladies of the fine evening will even let you be a cop in doggie patrol. Gives new meaning to clutch time. You can even ride shotgun!

Sage

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on February 15, 2006

Yep, I can understand that, even though I'm not a dweeble.

Nice rant, buddy.

Scott

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 15, 2006

uh oh another dick with a gun;-) Rufuz stop resting on your laurels and take care of dad, you do the driving;-) heehee

etw

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