Bet you thought something different,

Bet you were anything but indifferent,

But here you are still reading,

Not better than in bed breeding,

Still more fun than bleeding…

My vacuum cleaner does speak to the fan,

All part but not exactly of the same clan,

Electricity runs them both,

Most likely built and marketed in Japan…

I have by the fan been blown,

And the vacuum cleaner does suck like a cyclone,

Neither does really make me moan,

Most times I do so after for so long being alone…

They keep my house and pipes cleaned,

When in the mood I clean like a fiend,

The fan never of the vacuum intervened,

An addiction to both,

Off of them both I need to be weaned…

© ed ~ 2/19/06