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Take aim, Bombs away...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Squadrons of pigeons,


Geese in formation,


Crows at the ready,


Bombing runs come steady…


 


Swooping like a dive bomber,


Bombs land in the hair,


Hope you have a hat on,


For an attack on humans we must prepare…


 


How to shit on people,


They read the book,


Flying off the top of a steeple,


If I were you do not up look…


© ed ~ 2/23/06


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 Reviews of "Take aim, Bombs away..."
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
what a hoot Jerry!


Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
I don't have any doubt about that book. They hit much more often than they miss. A few too many humans are reading that book, though, many of them in elected office...

Bob H

Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Ed,

So THAT'S how they learn, eh? Hmmmm. I thought it was instictual. LOL Who'd a thunk it? Learned something new. Reminds me of the time I saw a seagull unload on a poor woman riding a roller coaster...they were going up the hill, and her head became target practice...bullseye. :) Fun write--enjoyed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
LOL cute write :-)

Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Hehehe, and so true too!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Oh dear, too funny Ed, this is so true! ha, a good one!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
they used to get my fresh washed laundry when i hung it out...never failed. i would rather get hit myself than to have to wash the sheets again. oh well, dryers solve that problem. hi ed!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Keep you mouth closed.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Clever birdies....wish I could take aim right now...geeeeeez...some humans can be NOT bombarded enough!!

Thanks for the smiles!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Too funny, Ed; lol thanks for the grins today! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Its called getting one in the eye Ed...lols
And believe me getting acidic guano in the eye ain't no joke...:)
Peter


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