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Screw cleaning...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I hate cleaning with a passion,


Though it will never go out of fashion,


Maybe my butt can just use a good lashin’,


Every time I do pass a good day to show to my house compassion…J


 


Laundry done,


Paid to do it someone,


Still got to put it away,


Tomorrow I get to see and screw Rene’…J


 


Dark out now,


Did not get to wash the car,


Drove up to the bar,


Bought some beer, my laundress does drink Lone Star…J


 


Where does it come from, the dust,


The windows are shut tight, through the cracks it must,


More adept at cleaning from the car, rust,


The wind today did blow with 50 mph gusts…


© ed ~ ¾/06


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 Reviews of "Screw cleaning..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
Love this very compasionate write!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
That poor woman - having to do your laundry - get her a trailer truck load of Lone Star!

PS That looks like an antique wash bucket. How much you want for it?

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
A true poem for all us guys out here who had really rather live with all that crap rather than have to . . . shudder . . . clean it.


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