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Men, who needs em'?
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Gettin' rid of some of these sign pictures tonight, LOL...

Unless you want babies, Can’t with a dog, might get rabies, Others too might give you scabies, Better to sit home with a banana, Or move to the cold of northern Montana… © ed ~ 3/11/06

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Reviews of "Men, who needs em'?"

Reviewed by Denise Edwards

Reviewed on March 17, 2006

Weelll, I need men and bananas! ....... for two different reasons, of course!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 12, 2006

There's this fellow named Ed
Who shares wisdom from his head
If you heed his advice
You will find the spice
Of the life that's ahead

Thanks, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 12, 2006

Well they say to buff a babahanaH is a sign of intelligence...but to do it to a banana well that is desperato!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen

Reviewed on March 12, 2006

It took me a minute, but I get it! (stupid naivete, even at 42)

Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 12, 2006

I think I'll move to Montana - they frown on such billboards out there! And I hope my wife never reads that billboard either.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on March 12, 2006

Sigh. They come with their own protection too.

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on March 11, 2006

Well, never met a writing banana...
Birgit (and Roger)

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