My dog would not eat my mouse,

He does all day protect our house,

The cat I did kitten-sit did eat my mouse,

Never again would I allow it in our house…

Rufuz wanted to pay it back,

Eat it just the same as it did to the poor mouse,

But I intervened and sent it packing,

Sent it back to its own family I did,

I even did not on Ebay put it up for bid…

We did bury the mouse,

Gave it full honors,

It did its job quite well,

Hope the cat does develop,

A furball the size of the Liberty bell…

© ed ~ 3/22/06