AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  MaryAngela Nangini PhD, iWilliam Martell, iCharlene Proctor, iDavid Arthur Walters, iEdward Patterson, iEdie Batstone, iPamela Ackerson, iEmmanuel Laroche, iAnita Shaw, iJ. Allen Wilson, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ed Matlack

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



Mister ED a Zebra...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook


Poem Artwork


A horse is a horse,


Of course, of course,


And no one can talk to a horse of course,


Except for the famous Mr. ED…


 


A horse he was not,


On black & white he appeared white,


While in color his stripes would appear,


Very few knew his true colors,


Those that did kept that secret to their hearts near…


 


A regular horse would not perform on cue,


So a zebra was purchased from the local zoo,


Tried as they will a horse was too hard to subdue,


So the zebra was used, believe me for this is totally true …


© ed ~ 3/31/06


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Mister ED a Zebra...?"
Reviewed on April 5, 2006
Loved this one,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
I love your sense of humor, Ed. Keep it up! Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Another ED?????

Oh boy how many are out there Ed??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
HaHaHa, Ed, this is an urban legend, Ed really was a horse, but there has been rumors of him being a zebra for many years. Cute poem! I used to love watching Mr. Ed.
Take care,
Sherry


New Poetry by Ed Matlack
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  2.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  5.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
  7.  A Salt and Batter
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  Milkman's letter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  The Last Second
  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
  16.  Houston Greats
  17.  Atlanta Belle
  18.  Burst Forth
  19.  Flocking
  20.  Bad Boy
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology by Jay Dubya

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology is a collection of 21 famous myths that have been given adult spins and presentations.  
Member BookAds

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered (Part I) is adult literature featuring adult content and language.  
Member BookAds

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked is adult humor that satirizes 12 popular Nathaniel Hawthorne stories in parody form.  
Member BookAds