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Daddy's on a Diet...by Rufuz
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He eats my biscuits, Even my greenies, He says they are dietetic, Though I think he just likes em’… He says they are bland, I know not what that means, But to me they taste great, He says they are good for all his glands… So should I believe him or growl, Should I let him eat my food, Or make him give it back, Oh what the heck, I get to eat his food, Never from this diet do I lack…J © Rufuz ~ 5/7/06

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 8, 2006

Rufuz, you are a charmer; and this write clinches it! Too funny! LOL Well done, dog!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 7, 2006

LOLOL! Too cute, Rufuz.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on May 7, 2006

every dog has his day, i mean diet ...

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on May 7, 2006

An occasional growl to let him know who's boss won't hurt much, after you munch away,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on May 7, 2006

a growl and a harmless nip on the ankle to show him who's boss!;-) Woof!luv ya ruffie;-)

eT

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 7, 2006

Growl your heart out Rufuz!!

Love Aunty Tinka

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 7, 2006

For a dog, anything you eat he'll love...growl!

Ron

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on May 7, 2006

Growl just for the fun of it :-)

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