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Hands
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Blank does be my mind today...

Across the Atlantic, Attached to everything, Grabbing a boob, Turning on the tube… Without them no longer can we function, We use them with each other in conjunction, When they stop working it is a dysfunction, Sorry I am for this write as it is my compunction… Blank again my mind is, Though my hands work on their own, Here I do write without cologne, I know that someday for this I must atone… © ed 5/9/06

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Reviews of "Hands"

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on May 10, 2006

Hehehe, too much, too funny,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on May 9, 2006

Now that's my kind of bra!!! When I win the lottery, I think I am gonna get me a boob buttler.

Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on May 9, 2006

Guess she needed a lift...your verse is funny and opens a whole world of thought.

Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 9, 2006

Seems like a titti monster grip....lol!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on May 9, 2006

Now there is a woman with a great sense of humor. I had my right hand unable to work for a day and it is amazing how much we even need one hand!

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