The officers were taking their test,

They could no better, they could do no less,

Before their test no toke they should have taken,

Absolutely now they both are in the oven of trouble bakin’…

As the sign does read, “Only in Ottawa,”

Now the cops are singing la-la,

Their car a wreck, their career in a shambles,

Maybe next they can work for the soup name of Campbell’s…?

I hope all of Canada does not like this drive,

For if they do out of that country I will strive,

On their roads, even after New Jersey, I might not survive,

Maybe those officers might be better doing a sky dive…J

© ed ~ 5/13/06