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Real Jeeps have round headlights...
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Per my other half,


Though hers can’t get out of the way of a calf,


But I guess on her behalf,


Her jeep is better to own than a giraffe…J


 


It putts along on its cylinders four,


Gas mileage ain’t bad, but off road to explore,


It may get stuck in a snow drift or mud puddle,


Her jeep not made for off-roading hardcore…J


 


She touts the sound system to the enth degree,


Cranks it so loud they can hear it in Tennessee,


The jeep has never seen clean,


Though it will never rust, per jeeps guarantee…J


 


I love her the most,


But her car is faster in coast,


Though still she does of her little girl boast,


Personally I think her car would do well as the main course at a weenie roast…J


© ed ~ 5/23/06


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Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on June 6, 2006
right on

alas my 1980 cj-7 sits dead in the driveway

jeeping good write

Reviewed by Cassandra Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2006
It's a JEEP thing. I understand it completely...

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 24, 2006
The best jeeps are the pre 60's
than came the "Willie" which was smaller and lighter
all has been down hill ever since.
Now the civilians are taking to the "Hummer"
and with all the silly options
it no longer resembles a "Hummer"

Peace Brother
William

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on May 23, 2006
You are an absolute hoot Ed...tooooo cool

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 23, 2006
Ed you are tooooooooo funny, hope Rene thinks so too;-)
Woof Rufuz...how are you?;-)

eT

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on May 23, 2006
Rene reads this, she'll roast your wienie!
Get offa the couch, potato, turn off I Dream of Jeanie,
Let's hop in Rene's Jeep and go to the racetrack to bet on the fillys,
My dad had a '46 Willys,
top speed was 40,
was ugly green, not sporty,
goats could go faster, them billys,
but it could sure climb a tree,
I'm glad this poem is free,
let's you, Rene, Rufuz and me
go in her jeep on flatland to get some PEY---Ote!

Sage

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on May 23, 2006
You know what they say about deep pockets?
They are not for playing with yourself........
go get her a new jeep!!
donbe cheep
Make life sweet
And clear the street!
whatever lol
sorry for this poem

Reviewed on May 23, 2006
A girls best friend never were diamonds, it's the car Ed, the car!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 23, 2006
women get attached to thier cars...my little red car is falling apart but i just keep pouring money into it...who knows

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 23, 2006
The Tonkier the better for me. I love the off road kind for mountaineering the back roads of northeast Georgis.
You're funny Ed.
Susan


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