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I can predict the present...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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That’s right I am psycho, er, uh, psychic,


I can tell you what you did yesterday,


All with a wave of my hand,


Bet you find that pretty darn slick…


 


I can tell you what meal you ate,


I can tell you what today will be your fate,


I can see today like it has already happened,


I do not of the future desecrate…


 


Presently I can predict the last minute,


For instance I was writing just a minute ago,


Just as I am doing as this particular time in space,


My own personal insanity I do more than ever now embrace…J


© ed ~ 6/12/06


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 Reviews of "I can predict the present..."
Reviewed on June 14, 2006
The powers be with you!
B&R

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on June 14, 2006
Lol! Enjoyed!

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on June 12, 2006
What a hoot Ed...

peace, Carole

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 12, 2006
You are a man of today (The Present)

Peace Brother
William


Reviewed by Joy Marsh
Reviewed on June 12, 2006
Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
Joy

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 12, 2006
Blimey I have the same gift...Amazing, truely amazing..

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 12, 2006
Kewl Ed...you are funny and now you have balls...well one to see the future with.
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 12, 2006
Wow! You sure have special balls to read from!
Love it Ed! lol;-)

Love and Harmony,
Eileen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 12, 2006
You are amazing! I bet you even know that I just read this poem.


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