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Alternative Fuel...
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Just trying to do my part for the enviroment...perhaps I should put this under Nature...?


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Blow it out your blunderbust,


Before those beans make you combust,


The size of you is quite totally robust,


Maybe better if you were bused…


 


Heinz of the baked variety are the best,


Its proven quite nicely in a test,


So the odor is quite repugnant,


You can like it or if you want detest…


 


Cheaper than gas,


Not the kind he is emitting,


The kind we use in cars,


Perhaps a filter would lower his emissions,


Or if every now and then he would stop for a good sh**tting…


© ed ~ 6/12/06


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 Reviews of "Alternative Fuel..."
Reviewed on June 14, 2006
Priceless! Laughing to hard to say more,
B&R

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 13, 2006
The government is desperate for alternative fuel strategies right now, my friend - you can make a fortune on this one. But remind me never to go bike riding with you; and what the heck happened to that marvelous world map on your butt???!!!!


Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on June 13, 2006
LOLOLOL this just cracks me up ED, question is how many miles to a tin do you get?

Paul;-)


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