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Redneck Camper
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Livin’ high off the hog,


No worries about my home in the bog,


I built it with logs,


So it won’t sink or get soggy…


 


What do I know of writing poetry,


I know anything I can do for free,


Is something I will do more often, see,


Its when they start to chargin’ a fee,


That is when I leave, ya see…?


 


My limo is purty classy, ain’t it,


I only use the camper part to take a sh**,


Most of the time I tool around my one horse town,


Stopping every so often to take up five parking spaces,


Does not put me though into the sheriffs good graces…


 


Maybe I should do some travelin’,


It should help me to feel better, do some unravelin’,


Instead of all this stress with the welfare money,


I can take off and leave that to my honey,


Yep, the bee’s will be makin’ more while I am away,


Maybe if ya think I am at all, I can do stand up and be funny…?


© ed ~ 6/15/06


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 Reviews of "Redneck Camper"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 18, 2006
Too high falooten for us rednecks.

Ron

Reviewed on June 16, 2006
WOW! Never seen anything like it!(The picture) A witty write to go with it!
B&R

Reviewed on June 16, 2006
You got room in that limo?? We'd love to join ya! LOL Very cute write; thanks for the smiles today, my friend! Very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on June 16, 2006
Now that's roughing it, ain't it, Ed? The one and only time I went camping, I was in a tent...on Three Rivers Parkway in Nashville, TN....two of the rivers went through my tent when a sudden thunderstorm broke overhead...no more camping for me! UNLESS it's like this. LOL Enjoyed...thanks. Now: you got room for two more? Karen and me?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 16, 2006
Finest out house I've ever seen Ed..
You express yourself very well..
Merry Camping......

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 16, 2006
Leave it to you Ed to find that camper. Unbelievable! I've seen some classy five wheelers, but never a get up like that one!;-)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 16, 2006
Keep on trucking, roadrunningrunabouthotrodwranglereagleeddie..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 16, 2006
Maybe I should do some travelin’,



I think you should, especially in that marvelous rig - and bring Rufuz - and stop by for me and my dogs - and bring a fishin pole - and some Jim Beam - and some Cookies!!!!



PS Is there a TV/VCR Combo in there? Turbo likes to watch Scooby Doo movies while we travel.


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