If you meet someone that doesn’t smell right,

Be considerate, sniff the surrounding air,

Then relieve yourself on a leg that is theirs…

If someone chases you, be nice and play,

If persist the human does, just down lay,

If you’re not interested bare your teeth,

Make them think twice, give them room to pray…

When out on your own,

Away from your dad you can roam,

Be sure to come home promptly,

When dad does the dinner bell ring,

For if you don’t, the next time,

For your dinner you may have to sing…