Isn’t he cute in his short shorts,

Light in the loafers kinda sort,

Hands on his hips, you can hear him snort,

That’s me mooning him; ogre Ed in his home port…

For all I care, he can climb up and ride that picket fence,

If he does not like this, let him take offense,

His alter-ego being a certain Ogre, that makes little sense,

Look at his face, he is really get all upset and tense…J

The best hedge cut it most certainly is,

Gives Rufuz someplace great to take a whiz,

I think to calm down the old ogre should drink a gin fizz,

He may not understand this statement of mine,

As the ogre and Ed both have never been anything near a quiz wiz…J

© ed ~ 6/26/06