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Gettin' shed of the bitch...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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AIMED AT NO ONE, JUST ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT HUMOR...ed


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OH the argument was heated,


Said she did he cheated,


She always felt she was mistreated,


Time to have her deleted…J


 


Just open the back door honey,


Then from your insurance I will get money,


Hope you find your exit flight quite funny,


Try not to, when you hit, land on a bunny…J


 


I never did cheat, she never believed,


She always felt I did her deceive,


For both of us this act will be cause to be relieved,


I can put on a great act of being completely bereaved…J


© ed ~ 6/27/06


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 Reviews of "Gettin' shed of the bitch..."
Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on June 27, 2006
You are seriously twisted, lol!

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2006
Peace & Love, Dove

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 27, 2006
Very funny Ed. I'm happy that this was all in fun. I can handle this better.
Susan

Reviewed on June 27, 2006
LOLOLOLOL!! You, my man, are craaaaazy. But funny. Love your humor (and you). Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 27, 2006
I thought the title was about Rufuz, I was ready to strangle you...since it's just a woman I guess that's okay;-) What a reversed cursed world it has become...hohoho

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 27, 2006
Awwwww....pull off fast and it would look like an accident...if that does not work reverse and slam the brakes till she jumps out to get to you and Wham...mission accompleged!!

Love Evil Tinky!!

Reviewed on June 27, 2006
you'd best not sneeze, ed, you may meet your end! yikes, what a pic! and what a cute poem; thanks for the grins today! and thanks for the call yesterday; 'twas very nice to hear from you yesterday!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 27, 2006
Try not to, when you hit, land on a bunny

Very Compassionate Request!

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on June 27, 2006
cute poem, ed, but i'm still in shock at the nerve it took for someone to back that truck up that close to a cliff's edge


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