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Generic
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Is there such a thing as a review generic,


I try but most of mine are still less than hysteric,


Wish do I, I could leave something most esoteric,


Most do seem though to fall out of the ionospheric…J


 


Do you believe in poetic license,


I must with a certain word in the last line above,


I try to show most times that mine are a labor of love,


I still hope that at most they fit you like a glove…J


 


Generic does also apply to what I smoke,


Though it is still kickin’ that which I toke,


Wash it all down with the kick from coke,


I like the Black Cherry Vanilla variety,


Down my gullet I do this stuff stoke…J


© ed ~ 7/2/06


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 Reviews of "Generic"
Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Lol! Thank you for sharing...

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Is there such a thing as a review generic,

Yep.........I have seen some people leave the same cut and paste reviews on differernt poems....be they very deep or a quickie..........
Makes me wonder if the poem was actually read........
or someone just wanted to leave a calling card aka now review mine type of message.......don't know

guess its not a biggie.........
I like your poem.......and the observations within

flavored cokes..........yeah me too!!!
but aqua is best!

pax A

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 3, 2006
See You been hitting the dictionary
another kool write

Peace Brother
William

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 3, 2006
watch out you don't croak!

"I still hope that at most they fit you like a glove" they do but I get your reviews so seldom I can't remember what they are like;-)

Hi Rufuz!woof

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 3, 2006
As for generic Viagra, the vote's been cast

It does leave your memeber standing half mast...

Other than that, generic is probably fine...

I even like cheap, generic white wine.

Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 3, 2006
Generic is good enough for me!!

After your previous posting I would be smoking a new brand too.....lol..holy muushta moly!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 3, 2006
You and Rufuz rule!!! Have a coke and enjoy the fireworks ed.
Susan

Reviewed on July 3, 2006
Ed is right, your poems, and those from Rufuz, are mainly a labor of love, which is very much appreciated. And often they are filled with so much humor, it leaves us holding our sides. Guess that's why it's fun and pleasure to read you (both).
B&R

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 3, 2006
I try to show most times that mine are a labor of love,

And they really are, my friend, especially that last one! Now that would make an excellent gothic type romance novel, too: The Jersey Devil on the Trail of Sasquatch; can they find the road to happiness - together.

Start Writin.




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