?

 

A necessity,

After hands get gritty,

Ain’t it though a pity,

Our hands can’t stay pretty…

 

Who would create such a sink,

From that spigot I would not drink,

I wonder if when the water is turned off,

Does that penis actually shrink…?

 

How to explain that design to the kids,

Something that might really flip their lids,

Tell them that behind the wall lives a benevolent creature,

With many a penis to share with hand washers,

Living out its life as a silent teacher,

In what place would we find this feature…?

© ed ~ 7/4/06