I am in a mood to bash NJ...bear with me...;)

 

New Jersey has sex on the brain,

Three counties with SEX in the name,

Sure other places have the same,

But NJ has it all, or so they claim…J

 

So many it has of beaches,

The casino’s have too many leeches,

Supposedly we too have the best of those who teach,

Nothing like learning how to stack the deck,

Cheating on roulette, hiding cards behind the neck…J

 

One big city it does look as if,

From in the north the Palisades cliff,

To the south the salt air to sniff,

In between though so many petroleum plants,

If driving between New York city and Delaware,

Keep at hand a oxygen bottle to, in an emergency, take a whiff…J

© ed ~ 7/6/06