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From the muse no newz…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The muse has again a vaca taken,


Without me it seems, I ain’t faken,


Ain’t it rude to leave without a good bye,


Hope it returns by the end of July…



Where do they go for a vacation,


Do ya think they go and study their vocation,


Could this loss be of my own creation,


If so then I guess it can be linked to an aberration,


Possibly as well it could just be a personal manifestation…



What oh what am I to do without my muse,


Perhaps a bomb I should with it replace,


Just gotta make sure I only use a long fuse,


Make it last till the time my muse does on the road,


Do an about face,


Am I just in reality a total and thorough nut case…?J


© ed ~ 7/7/06



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 Reviews of "From the muse no newz…"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
Hey your muse is in hiding.....have you been green lately???

LOL!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
With a poem like this who needs a muse? Hey Rufuz, tell dad he did good ;-)! Woof!

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
hehehehe..god i just stay in stitches....love ya both

Reviewed on July 7, 2006
Adorable. But, just 'cause the muse don't yell into your ear, don't mean she ain't here. Just listen silly man, she even told you what to spell. Beter give some credit to your muse, before Rufuz over you she'll chose. Lovely ode to your muse,
B&R

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
Reading this, I would say your muse is alive and well. It is just you who confuse the lack of fresh inspiration as your muse on an extended vacation. You will be stricken with profound words soon, I am sure...oh wait, profound isn't your bag is it?...well then...you will find and deliver to us, humor in something that the rest of us pass over as ordinary, very soon.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
First thing you need to do, is get off that island, and away from that evil queen, Captain Sprinkles. I hear she puts muse control ingredients in those cookies, too. RUN - OR FLOAT - OR SAIL ON OUT OF THERE -and yer muse shall return.

Reviewed on July 7, 2006
Not a nut case, Ed, just a damn good poet who makes poetry when the words aren't there. :) Well done, my friend...(((HUGS))) and love to my favorite New Jerseyites.

Karla.


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