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Real men don't need GPS...
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If a map you cannot read,


And your direction finding skills have gone to seed,


Maybe you should don a dress,


And go out and buy a GPS…J


 


Or be a man and get a map,


Teach yourself, don’t be a sap,


Chant some tough sounding rap,


The next time I see you askin’ directions,


I will, so hard your mother will say ouch, you slap…J


© ed ~ 7/10/06


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 12, 2006
hehehehehehehe....love it
"The next time I see you askin’ directions,
I will, so hard your mother will say ouch, you slap…J !!

Love Tinka


Reviewed on July 11, 2006
That's why they're called NaviGUESSERS. That's what my Dad did in the military, navigator...kept getting lost....so I call him the Naviguesser. :) Sorry, couldn't resist. That's what maps are for! :) Love your write. And you most of all *smoooooch!*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Can't slap me, I kissed ya. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 11, 2006
You'll never catch me stopping to ask for directions, brother. I will go hundreds of miles out of the way, before I'd ever do that. Just ask the one sitting next to me in my car - the very perturbed one - the one with the dress on! I think it makes trips much more exciting, never knowing what you might run into.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 11, 2006
Prsonally my eye view says women rarely get lost that they don't find the way to go. I just have a sense of direction and rarely stray.
Funny man!
Susan

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Some are lost and don't know it.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Yup...all men get lost. Been lost never to be seen again.
Then again, some should get lost...forever. Called divorce.

Good one, Ed.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Real men just get lost........or should say they like to take extended detours..............:-)

BTW I read maps and wear a dress........cool eh? ;-)


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