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Kostrogre...
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An ogre of ill-repute,


Though he is sometimes quite astute,


He initially came from Beirut,


It was daily such a long commute…J


 


The Kostrogre has no restraint,


Those who look upon him faint,


Of a disease has been found he does taint,


Lives in dark cave with dogs from hell, lying I ain’t…J


 


Seems he is cookie monster of sorts,


Eats them whole their parts he snorts,


On his body he does grow many warts,


When he runs amongst the populace,


You should see him wearing his bermuda shorts…J


© ed ~ 7/13/06


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 Reviews of "Kostrogre..."
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
Looking out the window now to catch him in those bermuda shorts...
Loved it,
B&R

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 13, 2006
Thanks for sharing your wit, Ed. I'm sure Ed will see that this is a wonderful tribute to him. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 13, 2006
Hell I would love to see him in those shorts.....lols!!
Eddie you have to send us a piccy!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 13, 2006
perfect naming ed, when you two get together the jersey devil will run like hell is after him;-)have fun rufuz hope he doesn't bring his nine black hounds;-)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 13, 2006
Looks like you have company coming LOL. Make sure you have lots of cookies ready or else Rufuz might find his treats missing........

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Reviewed on July 13, 2006
Great story poem. I think I met this fellow on the way home from the Downtown Tavern last night.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 13, 2006
lol don't let him in Capn S
he will ruin da place!!!
love your poem lol
anita

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 13, 2006
HO HO!!! I guess Captain Sprinkles does have a computer after all on that bloody island!!

PS Can the hounds and I come for a nice long visit, Little Brother, now that the first season of the Cookie wars is over??!!!! We need a nice place to chill out for awhile. Stock up on cookies and milk; and thanks, Brother - Look for us soon!


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