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Tactically Nuked...
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TV dinners, Popcorn, Re-warming, The family swarming… No longer are dinners a chore, Just pop them in the microwave, Everything will come well for sure, Will the radiation send us to our grave…? Makes a great storage box, Don’t though try to dry your sox, Heat up those frozen bagels & lox, Big enough & one can cook an entire ox… © ed ~ 7/26/06

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Reviews of "Tactically Nuked..."

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 27, 2006

Don't heat your eardrops in there.........OKAY!!!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

DO NOT DRY RUFFUZ IN THERE, OR HE WILL GO. WOOF!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

I wouldn't know what to do without my microwave to warm things for me. I don't cook with it as much as I warm things up. Your pen says it all so well.
Susan

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

Right you are! Enjoyed this daily chore-read,
Love and Peace and cuddles for Rufuz
B&R

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

LOL! I've heard it is not as bad as once thought, so who knows, lol! Enjoyed this.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

were gonna die of something so what the heck, nuke the food while we can;-)good poem...

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

Whew, Ed, I thought I was going to read something totally different! LOL I nuke my food, but not sox. I don't like hot sox. :) But I love you and Rufuz. *smooch!*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

Wait a minute? I'm not supposed to dry my sweaty sox in those microwave dryer things?

YIKES! (Don't tell my wife.)

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

Ed

If this dozen't get you...that will get you...
Personally...I don't believe a word of it...:)

Peter

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