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Must have been the pizza...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Damn, I have got to watch what I eat before bed...LOL


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Everyone was drunk,


Saturday night in Texas,


Rolled by a punk,


He drove away in a Lexus…


 


No one seemed to care,


The streets dark,


But still it seemed a street fair,


No one to give directions,


What was that I took by injection…


 


I slept in my car,


Right in front of the bar,


A blow job before sleep I got,


For anything more she was not so hot…


 


Chased by a tornado times three,


One guy could create them by spinning,


Sex everywhere for free,


I ain’t never going to Texas, trust me…J


© ed ~ 7/29/06


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 Reviews of "Must have been the pizza..."
Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on July 29, 2006
whoah! This makes me queezy just reading it. That's what writing is supposed to do isn't it? Get inside the reader.

Reviewed on July 29, 2006
Aaaaawwwwww!!!!! Too bad you've got it bad!!!!! But like Pea said, there's great people in Texas like Karla and Karen...

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on July 29, 2006
Got kin in 'at neck. Not sayin' another word. . .except, okay, I
got 'frin's' down ataway. Great people like the Karla and the Texas Tornado. . .Kin're good people, come t'think. But the Fort Worth
area's got trees look like bushes {as my dad-in-law used to sigh}, and everything's so, so, f l a t. ~~ Sounds like you had an adventure or two too many, Texas or no. I, too, am glad Rufuz was
spared. By the way, I just did a nature piece that I dedicated to. . .what's your new handle? Hungover? Check it out. . .soon as you can. . .IF you can. . .see straight. Ludja, Cowboy, 'Pea' <3

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 29, 2006
Now did you watch TV eating your pizza....OR....nevermind....must be the pizza??

Love sTinka

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on July 29, 2006
welcome to earth friend
TX

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 29, 2006
drunk drugs sleeping in a car , getting rolled can happen anywhere if you are that foolish! Tell him Rufuz. glad you weren't with him;-)

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on July 29, 2006
Printed on flyers and dropped out of planes, this would make a great battlefield break all over the world:-)Much gratitude for the sharing.
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 29, 2006
Go to Texarkana...the in between night help you out somewhat!
I thought everything was bigger in Texas.
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 29, 2006
Did you make a wrong turn on the Jersey Turnpike - or what? And glad you got home; me and the hounds are now in Ohio, at an Internet equipped Truck Stop. Got those provisions we asked for yet, Bro?
(See Ya Soon!)

Reviewed on July 29, 2006
Not all Texans are like that, Ed. Sorry you had a bad experience. You're still welcome to come here!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Rufuz, too. Rene, too.


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