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Not a Breath...
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...or maybe Nature...but I doubt it...

Searing red heat, The sand hot to feet, Steering wheels hard to touch, Cloth a must in seats… Not even a breath of cool, On the beach so cruel, Heated air pumping from west to east, When will it all cease… One bit of respite, Though quite cold at first, The ocean at 68 degrees, A shocker if you have a weak heart, In others like me it does just cause a tremendous fart…J © ed ~ 8/1/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on August 4, 2006

Hahaha, funny little poem,
love and peace,B&R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 3, 2006

Strinky again I see...and a hot one CAN STINK EVEN MORE!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on August 1, 2006

glad you're enjoying you're time off

oh, nice poem & pic

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on August 1, 2006

so surreal it looks like great art...but it's your poem and your thoughts which are mostly in the bathroom;-) Hope it cools down soon.I know how hot Jersey can get with the humidity. That's why I left;-)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on August 1, 2006

Wow!! What a way to punchuate poetry? The sunset...is that gas too?

Smile!
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 1, 2006

One Hell of an Ending!

And we must truly be brothers, the same thing happens to me! Meet you down at the beach in the A.M.

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