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I am lookin’ good now ladies…by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My daddy's muse may have slipped away, but mine is ready and waiting to fill in the gap everyday...

My white fur is white, My reddish fur red, I am clean as a whistle, No longer will I shed… I look thinner, I hate to have a big head, But damn (sorry ladies) if I don’t look a winner, Right now I am relaxing in daddy’s bed… Bring on them doggy bitches, I am showing off my good looking riches, Hope like my daddy I put you in happy stitches, Glad I am a dog I don’t have to wear no britches… © Rufuz * 8.4.2006

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Reviews of "I am lookin’ good now ladies…by Rufuz"

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 5, 2006

You you sexy thing...you are way too sexy for your shedding fur!!

Love AuNtY Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on August 4, 2006

You are a snazzy four legged force there Rufuz and the ladies all are going wild over that great looking pair od eyes you have....come'ere pooch and let's have a smooch!

Susan

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on August 4, 2006

Aw, he is too cute for words, and talented too! Cuddles and dog bones to our furry friend Rufuz...Michelle

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on August 4, 2006

Aaaah, Rufuz, you are the best looking guy in the Den! Loved your little rhyme, take care of that Daddy until he finds his Muse. You are indeed men's best(looking) friend,
Love and Peace and lots of cuddles!
B&R

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on August 4, 2006

Ah Rufuz you have my heart racing and I'm laughing with glee at your doggone good poetry, you're helluva pooch, and I want a smooch!lol;-)

ET

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on August 4, 2006

Rufus ...
You are a woof-underful writer. How did you get so good, and so doggone cute?

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 4, 2006

My daddy's muse may have slipped away, but mine is ready and waiting to fill in the gap everyday.....

All of us here at DPS Comics really know that's the truth, Rufie Boy!

But you sure look different, without your trench coat on!!

PS Say Hi to Maltack with an 'A' for me when he wakes up from his long lazy nap.

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