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Happy Birthday, Uncle Scott...by Rufuz
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Happy birthday to my Uncle Scott Zachary, a writer, a software creator, & per my daddy, a genuine pain in the ass...Love, Rufuz


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I have this uncle Scott,


Daddy says he just an old sot,


Too much he does of his Corona’s drink,


All in all of him I love,


Even though he does sometimes even for a human, stink…J


 


He lives in Kentucky,


If you are as well from there don’t be gettin’ stuck-uppy,


I have been there and it ain’t much,


If you don’t drink or go to church, no life have you got & such…J


 


But I just want to offer Uncle Scott my love,


The reason I do this is he seems to of my daddy as well love,


They fight and tussle and generally get on each others nerves,


Both I think though of each other, has gotten exactly what he deserves…J


© Rufuz * 8.6.2006


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 Reviews of "Happy Birthday, Uncle Scott...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on August 6, 2006
Thank you, Woofie! On this, my big five zero, I believe the Lord has blessed me by the truckload, and I hope that He blesses each and every one of you that read this similarly--yes, even you, Ed!

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 6, 2006
Rufus ...
You are an insightful and wise doggy and Uncle Richard respects you. Your daddy loves you a lot too. Like I said before, you are a woof-underful pooch.

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 6, 2006
You humor is contagious and I susprct Uncle Scott is part of the family enheritance towards humor...Happy Birthday Scott...you're a handsome man.
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 6, 2006
I have been there and it ain’t much,
If you don’t drink or go to church, no life have you got & such

You really have a way with words, Rufie Boy, and Happy Birthday to Scott!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 6, 2006
A woofy happy birthday writy to uncle Scotty Rufie!!

Happy B Day Scott!!

Love Aunty sTinky

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 6, 2006
Well you know what they say in Kentucky. "is that with large fries and a pepsi to go?"

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 5, 2006
Rufuz you are a great dog buddy and I like this Happy Birthday to Scott so I'll wish him one too!Woof!

Eileen


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