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Labor Day Festivities
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What else can one do but laugh...

My back aches, My stomach rebelled, Too much candy, no dinner, Not going am I this way to get thinner… Dragging myself out of bed, Is a pain all in itself, My doggy though is well fed, While his daddy is afraid to feed his head… The neighbors are having a party, Fried chicken, blue fish, eatin’ tonight hearty, Deviled eggs & potato salad, Listening to the neighbor sing a ballad… © ed ~ 9/4/06

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Reviews of "Labor Day Festivities"

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

i related mostly to the part about having a hard time crawling out of bed...where did these sore places come from, i didn't have them a few years ago...i didn't even have the 'places' a few years ago, much less the pain

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

Groooaaan.

Ron

Reviewed by Phillip William Allen

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

Always room for Jello

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

sounds nice.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

Ditto Kate...add more coke!~!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

Sounds like a delightful evening ahead for you......but don't forget what is causing your pain today and you won't have to go through it tomorrow.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

Nice and lively!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Rafiriio Daniels

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

very socialbabe!lol

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

Ed, you are as sociable as they come…now invite yourself to some of that blue fish…you hear.

Al

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

If you won't take care of yourself, go over and let the neighbors feed you, it sounds like they will be having some good eats and fun times to boot. Take a couple of tablets for your head and tummy then get out there and kick up your heels...the exercise will help to neutralize the candy calories from yesterday.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 4, 2006

That sounds like good food so clean your stomach out then have a good time with your neighbors! Hey Rufuz you eat what dad can't;-)
Be happy!

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