Deviled eggs, yummy,

Apparently not so good for my tummy,

Sometimes I wonder if I still need my mummy,

Hope you will find this attempt at humor funny…J

Most say the eggs do give ya farts,

Mine react on me like eating bad tarts,

They come back on me almost from the start,

Had a bunch left, no longer, threw them away,

I knew you would tell me to do it anyway…J

All this gas over a couple of eggs,

Probably not, must be the onions,

I like them so much, but just another food I can’t eat,

Better actually, as it does not bother me, stick to well cooked meat…J

© ed ~ 9/6/06