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Thankfully Sunday is my day off...(this week)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...didn't start out as humor, but...


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Awoke to no water,


My anger near the border,


My day did start out in disorder,


A quick trip to the store, don’t have to use mail order…J


 


Water has returned,


To those of you concerned,


Glad am I of my water systems I have learned,


But of my electrical system the jury has adjourned…J


 


A pressure valve,


All that was needed,


Fixed it myself, I succeeded,


More and more each day I grow of myself conceited…J


© ed ~ 9/10/06


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 Reviews of "Thankfully Sunday is my day off...(this week)"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
Master of all trades huh??

Well done!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
No need to call a plummer with you around. Its great to learn something everyday. I'm very proud pf you and your pen.
susan

Reviewed by Jacqueline Marshall (Reader)
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
Funny and true. Had a similar experience replacing a tail light on my car. I carry the pride with me always.

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
hehehehehehehe..You never cease to amaze me and make me laugh..How's Rufuz??? Give em a big smootch..Kiss Kiss!!!he he

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
LOL...Hey, it feels good when we are able to handle the situation and don't have to rely on others to do it for us. I hate the feeling of helplessness that I have when I am unable to figure out what is wrong, even if I am not able to fix it myself.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
A job well done Ed
deserves a pat on the back
Pat, Pat, Pat

Peace Brother
William


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